June 2010
1 post
Grandad: Lots of women go to Turkey to get married now. When I was in hospital all the nurses said "if you want a baby, get a Turkey base"
May 2010
3 posts
3 tags
Pizza complaint (via reddit)
1 tag
I've heard of this happening but never witnessed...
Wendy: So when are you due?
Lisa: I'm not pregnant
Wendy: ...oh
March 2010
3 posts
Mum: I found this bottle in the cupboard, it's called 'Liqueur d'Orange'. What do you think it is?
Me: Orange liqueur?
Mum: Hmm, I don't think so
February 2010
10 posts
Turn the TV off Grandad
Me: Hi Grandad
Grandad: He shagged her then
Me: What?
Grandad: The poofter, he shagged her
Me: Who?
Grandad: In Eastenders!
Me: ....wtf?
cool gmail trick
icodeforlove:
I found this out today (maybe I’m slow), I needed to have a 2nd email for something but it turns out if you have one gmail email you have infinite possible combination’s. First you can use @gmail.com or @googleemail.com. That’s nice and all but there is something even cooler that you can do. Apparently its dubbed the “plus trick”, for example your email address is...
January 2010
15 posts
WatchPee-wee gets an iPad
My Facebook feed is just like this! →
1 tag
WatchRicky Gervais’s bits from the 2010 Golden Globes
2 tags
December 2009
19 posts
Glad that's been cleared up →
Every minute →
WatchChinese man throws bicycle at thieves
Tips for single ladies (1938) →
Rebel Christmas Card 2009 →
rosiesiman:
all 24 clips belong to Fox. all footage has been used in the Christmas spirit :)
This is my life →
WatchGuitar hero house